C'est la Vie!

So, my friend Lindsay has one of the most amazing blogs. I say ONE because until I saw hers and the other Camille's I went to school with, I didn't know anyone else could be so well versed in the English language until more recently when I stumbled upon MANY who were so elequent with their words.
Anywho, I was reading it this Friday evening and saw that I had won an award! (Yeah Me!)-said by jumping in the air alone in an empty room. Not a superly outrageous award, but one that I most humbly and excitedly accept!

In order to freely accept the prestegious award that was named by Lindsay, I want to take this opportunity to thank a few people.
First of all for Lindsay pretending that the nonsensical words that come from my mouth actually form jokes!
Second, my good friends Kim, Michelle, and Abilehi for humoring me and also half-heartedly laughing at my seemingly witty remarks about the stupid infirmities in my life.
Thirdly, and lastly, for everyone that seems to think there is some content and/or character to these posts...for there is none. I thank you from the bottom of my heart because it gives me false cause to write more and more on here. I delight in hearing comments and I appreciate all of those who have made them. You are a wonderful audience! (I kiss my hand, wave it in the air, and walk away from the glass podium...and trip on my fake-dress and fall on my face). That, my friends, is how it is done!
Hahahahaha...ok, no for reals....that was me pretending that I was somebody important enough to actually be on a stage making such comments. I will end your agony now. THE END.