I Disgust Me

*Now I finally realize why I'm single!

As I'm laying in bed at midnight reading my sappy LDS romantic comedy, I start zoning out as I imagine most people might at the end of the day. I start trying to think of anything during the day that I did that was productive...and then it hits me-at this exact moment, I am wearing the same clothing I wore all that day, and the night before. Appalling right? To be 22 and 3/4 years old and I couldn't even stop to change my clothes in the past...oh, 24 hours?! You know what this also means right? (Well, I suppose it doesn't mean anything in particular but because I know myself)...it means that I neither lathered with deodorant or perfume in those past 24 hours! GROSS!

This now makes the second posting in a week that I have made myself look like an imbecile. And maybe I shouldn't be saying such things that might persuade my audience to believe just that but...I guess I honestly think it's more comical than imbecilic. (Yes IMBECILIC works...otherwise this spell check would have highlighted it).

Just to put your possibly disturbed mind to rest, when I woke up in the morning I immediately took a shower...and yes sprayed plenty of perfume all over me...and put some clean clothes on.

The scary thing about my mini sad story is that since I am single that means I only have me to take care of...what if I had been married and had a kid at this same time? Can you imagine how I might have sucked them in to my repulsive vortex?! It's scary to think.
P.S. For those of you who may or may not know this past week some friends, my sister, and I tried out for American Idol, Season 8...I have some video footage and pictures from the event on my computer but have not been able to download them to my blog because my computer is so stinking retarded...I will continue trying cause I want you guys to king of get a feel for how crazy last weekend was. Until then...I'll just post a picture of the 4 of us waiting in line outside of the Jobing.com Arena.