WHY? WHY? WHY?

...is it so gosh darn hard to say you're sorry? ...and mean it.

...can't I lose weight when I want to?

...can't I get to work without traffic?

...do vacuums cost so much?

...can't I ever get enough sleep?

...do students like to push buttons?

...can't my cat talk? (okay, maybe I don't want her to. That would be freaky).

...can't I retire already and just do what I want all day?

oh ya, because you can't know joy without sorrow. DANG IT.